This isn't really about the Church. I just realized that there are re-makes being done for Fright Night and John Carpenter's The Thing.
What wretched jerks thought these were good ideas? What's next? A "re-imagining" of the Mona Lisa? Perhaps a re-make of Beethoven's 9th Symphony or Mozart's Missa Solemnis?
Geez, some folks have no shame.