Thank You, American Idol

I've been watching your show for several years now, trying to stop, but always getting pulled back in by the sheer incredulity of watching you force a bunch of worthless crap music on society and watching it be assimilated repeatedly, even as your "stars'" careers often fall off into oblivion.

Now, you've given me ample reason to stop. You've decided to give Nicki Minaj a job. For those who don't know, Minaj gave a well-nigh Satanic performance at the Grammys a while back and did so with all the impunity that money and fame can give. I can only hope that her arrival on American Idol will result in the complete destruction of the show and all those associated with it. 

Oh, and if the singing didn't suck.