Hans Kung: Comedian

Sure, we all knew that Hans was a heretic, but who knew that he had such a sense of humor? Catholic Culture brings you his opening monologue:

The dissident theologian Hans Küng has suggested that Barack Obama would be a better pope than Benedict XVI. “The mood in the church is oppressive," Küng told a German outlet. “Benedict is unteachable in matters of birth control and abortion, arrogant and without transparency and restrictive of freedom and human rights." The theologian who once argued for greater democracy in the Church suggested that the Pope should follow Obama's example and issue executive orders to bring about radical changes in Church doctrine and discipline, "using the power of his executive office to issue decrees."

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!